Hahahahahahaha…. (Prezza)
Posted on 29. Oct, 2009 by RK in United Kingdom
It seems KeepRightOnline scare the crap out of @johnprescott! Same applies by the way, for @bevaniteellie, @kerrymp and various other lefties who simply refuse to take us on due to various epic losses on their part.
Remember folks, who’s afraid of the big bad KRO?
When KeepRightOnline crashed Prezza's Party…
Posted on 01. Oct, 2009 by RK in United Kingdom
We took this video! Enjoy the rant.
KeepRightOnline are also offering the chance to win a signed copy of “Prezza” by John Prescott (in both senses!) To enter the prize draw (to which terms and conditions apply*)- just donate £1 to KeepRightOnline using the PayPal donate button to the right. The draw will take place on the 1st of November.
*Terms and Conditions: Winner must be 18 or over and based within the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. At least 15 entries must be processed.
Tweet4Victory: A 'KeepRight' Insight
Posted on 27. Sep, 2009 by keeprightonline in United Kingdom
On Saturday 28th September, John Prescott hosted the cringe inducing “Tweet4Victory” rally at the Charles Street Bar, Brighton- one day before Labour Party conference got into full swing. KeepRightOnline were there.
Having had our fair share of experience in goading and being goaded by the likes of @KerryMP and @BevaniteEllie, KRO were intent on being in attendance, not for any malicious purposes, but more out of intrigue. The questions have long been on everyones lips, “What have the Labour Party got left?” and “Who could still support this dilapidated government and political party?”
The answers have been long debated, and the evidence is mounting. While @JohnPrescott claims to have raised £20,000 in a matter of hours by plugging his autobiographical diatribe, “Prezza,” you get a feeling that this minute success isn’t the eventuality of his clout or Labour’s record in government. Rather, it seems that of the type of intrigue one feels when passing an accident on the motorway. This cultural rubber-necking is precisely what drove us to walk straight up the stairs of the Charles St bar and into the belly of the would-be beast.
Prezza, signed by Prezza
Stop complaining, start campaigning!
The much repeated war cry of Prescott and GoFourth
Taking initial shots at the Taxpayer’s Alliance and Iain Dale, John swiftly moved onto showing a terribly amateur video (it still had the Apple logo in the corner) of his and colleagues achievements over the past 12 years. It’s safe to say the movie was short. What was painfully clear was the palpable disdain that Prescott feels toward former Cabinet comrade Charles Clarke. Mentioned no less than 20 times over the course of Prezza’s near hour-long rant, there’s a clear and embarrasing rift in the Labour Party.
Challenging the Conservative Party’s stance on global economics and the minimum wage, the audience cheered, albeit in lacklustre fashion when John urged activists to back Gordon Brown, the “internationally revered statesman.”. Daniel Hannan was mentioned only in passing, which was surprising given how much time GoFourth dedicate to the man.
Nonetheless, whatever you think of him- the man is full of vigour. John Prescott has the energy of a man half his age and half his size. As the room dispersed to the repeated phrase, “Stop complaining and start campaigning!” it was obvious that this was more an event to attempt to tenuously glue together the rifts in the party. Unfortunately, not enough people were in attendance for this to be worth anyone’s time.
KeepRightOnline schmooze the Big Man
We convinced the crew for a few moments that we’d never heard of KRO, which they seemed to buy after checking out our GoFourth stickers. Nonetheless, we soon gave our identity away for the sake of a commercial discussion, and we were swiftly shunned.
1996 this definitely was not. This excellent night was topped off only by the panic expressed in some Game Changer employees as they realised what had gone down. Once again, we hope our leftist comrades appreciate our intrigue, and we were pleased to bring the blogosphere an insight into Labour party activism proper.
* Incidently, Alex acknowledges he has little to no chance in the safe Tory seat, but argued well about the Baltimore-gate pseudo-scandal. Apparently, some party elders tried to tame this mischievous character, but he was having none of it. “Because you’re a PPC, you can’t have a sense of humour? I don’t think so.”
Video tomorrow.
Prezza, Tweet4Victory and NoFourth
Posted on 26. Sep, 2009 by keeprightonline in United Kingdom
KeepRightOnline crashes Prezza’s Party. Full report tomorrow. www.nofourth.co.uk
NoFourth.
Posted on 11. Sep, 2009 by keeprightonline in United Kingdom
Good morning all,
Today I’d like to introduce you and ask that your forward the link on to the latest KeepRightOnline project. We have been working on this for just under a month now, and the costs are being incurred directly by this editor at the moment. (So any donations, you could make would be GREATLY appreciated! 50p.. £1… £5… whatever).
www.nofourth.co.uk was the brainchild of this editor and a colleague (who wishes not to be named) and will serve as the direct rebuttle to @JohnPrescott and the Labour Party funded www.gofourth.co.uk.
So what is it?
Precisely what I said! They lie. We debunk it. They post a video about how John Prescott is a lean, green, enviro-machine… we wet our pants laughing. (And then debunk it.)
Why now?
With conference season underway (didn’t you see UKIPs?) and less than a year until a General Election must be called, these final moments will be the time when the Labour Party throws as much smut and lies around as it can. We won’t let the public be misled, as some have been for the past 12 years. People are starting to realise that Labour lies, fullstop- and that’s the message we want to drive home.
What can I do to get involved?
We’re always on the look out for guest bloggers, contributors, graphics/video people, web gurus and what’s key at the moment (I won’t make any bones about it)… donations!
So NoFourth.co.uk – it’ll be fully operational very shortly, and it’ll be an awesome way to ensure that Labour comes away from the General Election as it deserves. This is NOT a Conservative Party project. It is not funded or endorsed by any party. It’s just for those who realise what Labour have done to our liberties, our lives and our country.
BLAME CHANGER
Posted on 27. Aug, 2009 by keeprightonline in United Kingdom
Dizzy picked up a great link about the New Earth Deal website which appears to position itself as a third sector organisation working in unison with The Age of Stupid, the Council of Europe and the UK Government’s (DECC) Act of Copenhagen website.
In actuality, however – the website is registered to one David Prescott, of GAME CHANGER and John Prescott fame. The son of this the pie-shovelling demagogue appears to be using these piss-poorly designed websites to further Prezza’s profile and ‘green credentials’. Shifting the blame from Labour’s ineffectiveness over the past 12 years is a difficult job, but someone’s got to do it!
#welovetheNHS? Part 2
Posted on 26. Aug, 2009 by keeprightonline in United Kingdom
Of course this #welovetheNHS row has been going on for a few weeks now. The Labour Party quickly adopted said hashtag on Twitter as a retort to the comments made by Daniel Hannan MEP that they felt demeaned or devalued socialised healthcare. (Ed: Did you just say ’socialised healthcare?!)
Far from claiming this is entirely true, KeepRightOnline noticed a tweet today by the infamous Dizzy, regarding the establishment of the #welovethenhs hashtag. See the picture below for details.
Say it ain’t so Prezza? It’s not like you to jump on a bandwagon, and if it were, well…
John Prescott. Why, universe? Why?
Posted on 20. Aug, 2009 by keeprightonline in United Kingdom
A lot of people have questioned over the past few weeks, my unrelenting retorts to @JohnPrescott, one Mr. Blair’s former lackie, and now Commander-in-Chief of Labour’s Online Army of Deception. With his trusty padawan, @KerryMP and plenty of help, I’m sure- Prezza has declared himself the “King of Twitter” and challenged various people (who wouldn’t be seen dead around him) to “Twitter debates” and other blogging banter.
It’s by no means statesman-like behaviour from the former First Secretary of State, as John attempts to goad political opponents into non-debates and claims victory through non-participation of the wiser party. Unfortunately, John- some people have day jobs. I wonder what the people of your constituency would think to know all you do all day long is sit at the laptop or blackberry thinking of tenuous and childish ways to try and destablise your foes? If I were a constituent of Hull East, I’d sooner vote Socialist Worker’s Party than for this twat twitterer. (Ed: Uh… really?)
John’s recent tirades have been against David Cameron, Andrew Lansley, Daniel Hannan and George Osborne, and his activities on the shabby, “GoFourth.co.uk” are funded centrally by the Labour Party. So what has he achieved? Well, a quick look at the UK Polling Report average polling figures puts the Tories squarely on 42 points, the Lib Dems on 19 and Labour on a measly 27. Good job, John! That’s a mighty fine use of time.
Finally, I’d like to pass comment on how Prescott is actually more likely worsening the situation for the Labour Party.
No one even knows who’s leading the Party and the country currently, with Mandelson vying for power, Harperson looking to purge Labour of all men and Miliband twiddling his schoolboy-like moustache in the wings. John’s emergence from the murky depths of anonymity have further blurred the lines between who is really the driving force in this farce of a government. His negative and tactless spin further implicates Labour in their negative campaigning ways- and his baseless accusations will only firm up what the public already know. Labour STILL isn’t working- and nor should Prezza be.
Chortle.
Posted on 20. Aug, 2009 by keeprightonline in United Kingdom
Prezza’s in for a world of hurt if he thinks he can post things like this on his Twitter account without fear of reprisal.
Circulate this. #prezzalovespies
What's Prezza holding?
Posted on 14. Aug, 2009 by keeprightonline in United Kingdom
What's Prezza holding?
We at KeepRightOnline have watched this NHS debate unfold and the demagogues do what they do best; rabble rouse with not a lot of substance. Prezza’s selective stats in his video is truly proof of this. I think in reality, people are getting the debate mixed up, which is no less the fault of the relentless (and good on them, I guess) left wing media/blogosphere.
The issue with the NHS is not with the doctors or nurses, not the paramedics and front line staff, but rather with the quangos and consultants, the bloat and the bloodsuckers. The NHS as an institution is rife with the latter, and this is what needs urgent reform, and stripping to it’s core.
It doesn’t have to be a mistake for 60 years to be a 60 year mistake- get it? No? Well think about a relationship you’ve been in which was great for 4 months, and a drag for the remaining 8. You might look back at that as a year-long mistake. Good times were there, sure- but at what cost?
AT WHAT COST?
Kind NHS staff, those who are on the wards or in the ambulances (and all other front-liners), please understand the gripe is not with you. If you are a back-office administrator, and your job actually keeps people alive and keeps the health service functioning, the gripe is not with you. If, however, you are a clear bureaucrat, apparatchik or functionary as such; a job which complicates matters or does not need a full-time dedication- then you are the chaff of the machine.
You are the only remaining Labour constituency.