Thursday, 11th March 2010

The Unseen ‘Blair Book’ Cover Art

Posted on 04. Mar, 2010 by RK in Other, United Kingdom

The Unseen ‘Blair Book’ Cover Art

So TB’s new book is coming out in September, eh?  Nope, not Tory Bear but rather his mentor the former Prime Minister for Great Britain and Northern Ireland.  Yep, Tony Blair’s, “The Journey” will be gracing bookshelves (Ed: and possible bargain buckets) in the year to come.  KeepRightOnline has seen secret unseen cover art that never made Blair’s approval;  check it out:

Jokes aside, it’ll certainly be an interesting read- I’m especially looking forward to the ‘Brokeback’ moments with Brown, followed by the vase/phone throwing moments towards the end of the relationship.

“I have tried to write a book which describes the human as much as the political dimensions of life as prime minister,” he said.

Right.  But why ‘The Journey’?  He’s just a small town girl?

Did THIS moment define WW2?

Posted on 05. Feb, 2010 by RK in Other, United Kingdom

Did THIS moment define WW2?

scissors beat paper

Gold.

Hat-tip to Ms. Whitehead

Labour. No matter whose money it is, they’ll waste it…

Posted on 03. Jan, 2010 by RK in Other, United Kingdom

Labour.  No matter whose money it is, they’ll waste it…

A little birdie tweeted in my ear earlier on that Kerry McCarthy MP has been trying to raise some money to counter the #kerryout campaign. The Twitter-led movement has raised over £1300 over a few weeks for Kerry’s opponent at the next General Election, the Conservative candidate Adeela Shafi.

Taking a quick look at the MyConservatives page for Adeela and the MembersNet page for Kerry, one can’t help but notice not just the complete lack of funding that Kerry is receiving, but also the rounded-up, vague and expensive prices that she’s put on her campaign tools.

- While £8.50 delivers to FOUR streets for the Tories, it’ll take £50 for Labour to make phone calls to ONE street. Interesting.

- £100 helps Labour write letters to 250 voters, while £175 helps the Conservatives survey (including return postage) 500. Economies of scale, something Labour’s economists never heard of. Engaging the electorate, something Kerry McCarthy has never dreamt of.

- Lastly, Adeela lists £47 to pay for 15,000 online adverts, whilst Labour don’t even have mention of this. I guess they see the Internet as useless and not worth utilising. (Ed: That or they give the party’s chaff a title like, “Twitter Tsar” or “The Facebook Madame” and have them make tits of themselves all day.)

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Darling gagged!

Posted on 11. Dec, 2009 by RK in Other, United Kingdom

Darling gagged!

So, the PM blocked Darling’s plans for a quicker recovery? Further proof that Labour are playing politics with people’s lives.  More cuts would have meant the ability to lower the deficit faster, but Brown didn’t want Labour’s 4-point plan to go to pot, did he?

Well… this editor was awake early this morning and couldn’t sleep so… quick off the mark on this one!

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Bear to the Future? (Ed: Nope, no good.)

Posted on 06. Dec, 2009 by RK in Other, United Kingdom

Bear to the Future?  (Ed: Nope, no good.)

Many of us know Tory Bear for his ability to travel internationally within the space of minutes, but now it appears he’s traveling through time!

Yes, Mr. Bear’s latest post comes to us incredibly enough, from tomorrow! (Check the date on the headline).

The bear brings us the best from the future...

The bear brings us the best from the future...


Songs of Sound: Waving Flags

Posted on 01. Nov, 2009 by OHC in Other, United Kingdom

British Sea Power (Ed: sound name!) released Waving Flags in 2007 to celebrate the eastward expansion of the European Union. It was recorded in the Czech Republic, launched at a mini-gig at the Czech embassy, and contains numerous references to our new European partners ‘from across the Vistula‘.

These ‘barbarians’ have come so very far since the fall of communism. And whilst British Sea Power didn’t mean it, I’m sure you’ll agree that it’s a long way from being saved from totalitarianism in 1989 to saving us from totalitarianism in 2009. In our opinion, the astronomical person mentioned in the first line just has to be Vaclav Klaus!



Oh welcome in, we are Barbarians.
Oh welcome in, cross the Carpathians.
Oh we can fail, not with Czech ecstasy;
No we won’t fail, not with Czech ecstasy,
So welcome in.

#supportklaus

Stash Wednesday

Posted on 28. Oct, 2009 by OHC in Other, United Kingdom

Stash Wednesday

KRO is upgrading its online merchandising presence, with its online store undergoing a makeover. As a result, each Wednesday, we’ll be bringing you a regular feature of the funny, thought-provoking, or just damn right merchandise that KeepRightOnline is hawking to its loving audience.

This week, in honour of our favourite pasttime, and to mark Gordon Brown not answering a question on astronomy in PMQs today, we bring you the soundest stash this side of the Hubble Space Telescope.

Available now for only £6.50!

KRO loves science - do you?!

KRO loves science - do you?!

#ilovescience.

Conservative Future TV Launch

Posted on 08. Oct, 2009 by RK in Other, United Kingdom

Click here to check out the video for the launch of Conservative Future TV

Caption Competition: Lazy Legislator Edition

Posted on 01. Sep, 2009 by OHC in Other, United Kingdom

A drink or one our own coming-soon memorabilia goes out to the best caption for this act of laziness on the legislature floor.

Connecticut budget

Caption Competition: Purnell Edition

Posted on 17. Jul, 2009 by keeprightonline in Other, United Kingdom

Everyone loves a good caption competition over the weekend, so don’t be shy to leave a comment! Winner gets some kind of KeepRightOnline branded paraphernalia as soon as we get ourselves in gear and create some!

Either that or a drink… up to you!

Whats he thinking?

What's he thinking?

Read here how James Purnell reckons the Labour Party need to stop living in the past!